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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."
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"Lou Gehrig... ... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?"
"What shatters faster than your smartphone screen? A newborn with osteoporosis."
"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"
"How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Should it really be a lightbulb?"
"I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today. I don't really know why, maybe I'm just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting..."
"""This is your captain speaking"" ""AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."""
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."
"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."