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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."
Next Joke
"If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :("
"What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh!"
"Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be ""twofarty""."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"
"I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like ""New sandwich?"""
"Knock, knock, Come in."
"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""
"Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife? Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her"
"Even though I'm a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test."