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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."
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"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."
"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."
"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."
"Having sex with a waitress sucks. She only takes the tip."
"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"
"A guy walks into a bar... ""Ouch"""
"My little girl will never have daddy issues. But her future boyfriends will."
"How do you fit 5,000 Jews into a Volkswagen? Two in the front, three in the back and the rest in the ashtray."