201628
Joke of the Day
"Why I'd never get a sex change I wouldn't have the balls to do it"
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"I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it."
"How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb? They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation."
"My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches."
"Some people have six packs... I have a keg. My wife, however, has a goddamned brewery."
"My genes put the XY in sexy"
"Why do fencers love Reddit? Because of all the *ripostes*"
"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."