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Joke of the Day

"Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9? Because ten, nine ate!"

"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"Did you hear about the pedophile that never could win a race? He was always coming in a little behind."

"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."

"If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough."

"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"

"What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."

"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes"