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Joke of the Day
"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."
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"Someone told this at a Disney campground. What's large, gray, and comes in quarts? An Elephant."
"*breaks into your house at night* *finds your bedroom* *blows on you til you wake up* HI I'M CHET CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SECURITY SYSTEM?"
"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs. I'll be in my lab"
"There's a difference between having a unique name and a regular name that's spelled wrong."
"How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying."
"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""
"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"
"Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons? Talk about killing two byrds with one stone."
"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"