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Joke of the Day
"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."
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"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"
"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?"
"A new survey shows that 90% of men masturbate in the shower, the other 10% sing. Know what they sing? Yeah, me neither."
"My friend died from heart burn the other day. My friend Gavin was killed by a terrible case of heart burn yesterday. I can't fucking believe Gavisgone."
"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."
"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"
"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."