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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"

"I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin."

"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."

"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"

"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"

"Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog. It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever."

"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."

"If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot."