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Joke of the Day

"(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait."

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."

"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."

"What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !"

"When Sting retires will he change his name to Stung?"

"Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: rare [later] Waiter: *brings steak with a 1st edition Charizard on it* Me: *tearing up* perfect"

"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."

"What's the difference between an Apple and a Prostitute. I don't cum over my apple before I eat it."

"Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus"

"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"