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Joke of the Day

"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover"

"How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone 'er."

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."

"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"

"Why are crosses not in fashion? They're too God-y"

"In Soviet Russia... You are in charge of Charles. (h/t Wife)"

"How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge."

"""This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash"" What do you mean? ""It's all denty"""

"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."