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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq"

"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."

"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."

"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."

"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."

"Butter Wanna hear a joke about butter? I ""butter"" not tell you, you might ""spread it""...haha...makes me laugh every time that one."

"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."

"Guns don't kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people."

"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."