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"What do you call Russian trees? Dimitrees"

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"I like my women like I like my Chinese chemical storage facilities Ready to blow at any minute"
"I work in a deli and put my cock in the bagel slicer. I got fired... ... and so did she."
"I learned what 'bukake' was last week... ...and boy, was my face white!"
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get the bat mobile."""
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"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"
"What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."