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Joke of the Day
"What is the smartest fruit? It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!"
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"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something"
"One night a woman undressed in front of her husband... ""what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"" Asked the wife The husband looked her up an down an said, ""your sense of humor."""
"why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth"
"TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies In fact he found them revolting."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"
"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""
"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"
"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."