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Joke of the Day

"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"

"Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing."

"Why can't you cross the Mexican border in groups of three? There's no tres-passing!"

"I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead."

"Panicked when I saw ""Godzilla"" was trending, until I found out there's a movie."

"I don't have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"

"I'm not Racist Because I'm not raciest because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."

"What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come."

"Veterinarian- You're here to discuss your dog's salivation? Me- No. My dog's a good dog, he'll go to Heaven! I'm here about his slobbering."