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Joke of the Day
"What weighs 2 lbs and is full of shit? Donald Trump's shoes"
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"My parachute didn't deploy At least I have the rest of my life to fix it."
"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."
"*accidentally walks into women's restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*"
"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."
"What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up."
"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."
"Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9? Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats"
"The toilet felt abandoned... ... but pubic cares :) sorry... I just had to."
"*drinks small coffee after 8pm* *spends rest of life on internet*"