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"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"
"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."
"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."
"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""
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"Don't read part A backwards Its A trap"