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Joke of the Day
"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."
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"Whats the difference between acne and the pope? Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirteen."
"Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when I unplugged the church organ to charge my phone."
"Lauren's coming over. ""Lauren from work or the one who pretends to be a Dr?"" Lauren: Sorry I'm late, I removed a gooblyglop from a dinkis."
"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"
"Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them."
"What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout? Sorbet"
"Everyone on the planet is chasing imaginary monsters with their phone But when I do it I need to ""grow up"" and ""quit looking for Bigfoot."""
"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."