71351
Joke of the Day
"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."
Next Joke
"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."
"13 blackberries and 5 iPads walk into a bar... They leave hammered"
"How did you get those horrible burns? *flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire."
"My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now."
"Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0"
"When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone."
"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."