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Joke of the Day

"How do you say genius sarcastically? Apple genius."

"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"

"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."

"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."

"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"

"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"

"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."