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Joke of the Day
"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."
Next Joke
"German girls are really kinky... I was having sex with one and she kept yelling ""nein nein nein"" So I said ""I thought you were twelve but I'll keep going"""
"I got this hot blondes phone number today! Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often."
"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"
"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"
"I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother."
"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."
"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."
"don't feel too bad for people with chronic amnesia. they can watch Breaking Bad for the first time over and over."
"Beyonce's birthday list: 1) The (former) planet Pluto 2) Maybach factory 3) The Taj Mahal 4) Lost city of Atlantis 5) Facebook"