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Joke of the Day
"What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."
Next Joke
"Me: I got my first TOTD! It's exciting! Him: What's that? M: um, well, it's an imaginary trophy... H: well then I'm imaginary proud of you."
"Me: Feel free to name your next kid after me. Coworker: Why would I name my kid ""Giant Douchebag?"""
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""
"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."
"Me and my son don't always see eye to eye because we both wear glasses."
"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"
"The Worst ""F"" Word Finals"
"Why did the young ghost leave the party? Everyone started drinking boo's. ^^^Happy ^^^Halloween!"