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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait"
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"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."
"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""
"What's white and kills you if it enters your eye? An airplane."
"""Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw. She's got that hair."" -actual message from my mom"
"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"
"My dog cant hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away"
"Where do terrorists go for a drink? The Allahu Ak-Bar."
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"