212301
Joke of the Day
"He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!"
Next Joke
"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"
"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"
"Did you hear about Charlie Sheens new TV show? It's called Two and a Half T Cells."
"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"
"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."
"A pirate walks into a bar with paper towel on his head. The bartender says, ""Hey, do you realize you have paper towel on your head?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrg, I have a bounty on my head."""
"Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be"
"What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee? Decapitated"
"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."