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Joke of the Day
"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"
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"Saw a really stunning cute girl in Thailand on the bus, couldn't stop looking. I thought ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner..."" But she did."
"I sleep better naked. Why is this flight attendant unable to understand that?"
"Friend: are you ready for our hike? Me: *filling my camelback with french onion soup* just about"
"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"
"Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think ""Wow, this is Awesome!"""
"Plot twist: Everybody shoots Cupid with an arrow."
"i started carrying a knife on me after an attempted mugging three years ago. since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."
"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"