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Joke of the Day

"""Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this."" - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth."

"It's so cold... I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants"

"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."

"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."

"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."

"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? a GladHeAteHer"

"How does one think the unthinkable? With an iethberg."

"What's a feminist's favourite coffee? An oppresso."

"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""

"Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"