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Joke of the Day
"Hi I'm michael cera and this is jackass [blows on his yogurt to make sure it's not to hot]"
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"Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast? A: Because their schedules are so flexible."
"3 legged bear..... There was a 3 legged bear in the woods, sad as it was he ran into a one legged bear from Alaska - he was the 3 legged bears polar opposite."
"What does a shaved otter look like? Odder... Sorry"
"A fat girl just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, ""Sorry about the wait""... I said, ""Don't worry hun, you'll lose that eventually."""
"A boy asks his mom: ""Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?"" ... she says: ""That was a pretty wild orgy, be glad you don't bark"""
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"Popsicle sticks are depressing."
"So I have one coworker who uses ""irregardless"" and another who uses ""unappropriate"" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people."
"I wonder if Hitler ever thought... ""Crap, did I turn the oven off?"""