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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"
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"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"
"Gave someone a ride to school instead of getting coffee this morning because Mother Teresa has had all the attention long enough."
"What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol? Let It Snowden."
"UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat."
"What did the mathematician do at the baseball game? 4 the home team"
"The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me."
"Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright"
"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""
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