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Joke of the Day
"More outlets please, anyone planning on building anything anywhere."
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"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."
"I'd like two tickets, please. - Is it for The Hobbit? - No, she's my girlfriend."
"Why did the condom go flying through the air? ... It got pissedoff."
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."
"SIRGEN = A Slut that acts like a VIRGIN"
"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he's very well off and he can afford the finest ingredients."
"What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun? a force of habit"