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Joke of the Day
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
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"What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism"
"Why do they say you are what you eat? I don't know but everyone calls me an asshole."
"What do you call a deer... without eyes? No eye deer. without eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. without eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox."
"[at the gym] Trainer: ""Why don't you tell me what your workout goals are."" Me: ""Goals? I'm just here so I don't eat for an hour."""
"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."
"Why don't pirates like anal? Because they hate having to clean the poop dick."
"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."