79990

Joke of the Day

"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."

"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"

"Reddit, I need your help. Cascade me with unintended pregnancy jokes for a female friend!"

"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."

"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"

"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side."

"I've started a charity for donating horchata-flavored espressos to deaf Americans in Thailand. It's called the ""ASL Rice Phuket Allonge"""

"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."

"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"