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Joke of the Day

"""I don't really know my best position. left, right or center"" ""Wayne, just get on the fcuking plane and pick an aisle will you."""

"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."

"""Buy your individuality!"" - Urban Outfitters"

"I remember that one time, before Twitter, when I went outside and did shit."

"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy."

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."

"Girl, are you some good weed? because you smell dank."

"I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Two Mafia hitmen are walking through the forest at night when one of them says ""I have to admit, it's pretty scary out here."" The other replies, ""You think this is bad? I have to walk back alone."""