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Joke of the Day

"I bought my son a trampoline But all he wanted to do was sit and cry in his wheelchair - This was a repost but I thought it was too funny not to share"

"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."

"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."

"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"

"I was going to have a wank at the Vatican while I was there on vacation. But I thought about it and it has probably been done before and I would hate to be seen as the second coming."

"What is similar between Sharks and Humans? The Great ones are always white."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa"

"Cop: Why were you speeding? Me: SHE'S IN LABOR! Cop: That's a beach ball in a wig. Me: Cop: Me: I don't think I'm the father. Cop: Get out."

"I got arrested at the airport last week. Appearently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane."

"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"