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Joke of the Day

"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"

"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C."

"What do you call a caboose that changes its gender? A trains-vestite."

"Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die."

"Why did the salad cross the road? To get away from the PETA convention."

"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."

"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."

"What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency."

"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""