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Joke of the Day

"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"

"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"

"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"

"When life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic."

"Why do priests have lots of kids? They always use the holy condoms."

"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"

"My name is Seamus and I build that bridge you just drove over. It's the longest spanning bridge in Ireland. Do they call me Seamus the Famous Bridge Builder? No, they don't, but fuck one sheep..."

"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"

"A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up."

"Did you hear about the new show about Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin? It's called [Removed]"