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Joke of the Day
"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."
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"It was delicious -1 2^3 E ....... And it was delicious"
"What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......"
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"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"