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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"

"What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !"

"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"My friend is getting a new car - a ""tangerine"" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?"

"What does Stevie Wonder call his money? Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend?"

"Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to go out and have beers with? I'm asking for a friend."

"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"

"You don't realize how much you miss someone until they come back from the dead."

"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "

"OMG!! Lady Diana was on the radio yesterday!! Well, technically she was also on the steering wheel, the cupholder, a small splatter of her on the dashboard.."