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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway."
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"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"2 pedophiles are chilling on the beach, one says to the other... Hey can you get out of my son"
"OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES! RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!"
"Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet."
"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."
"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""
"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""
"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
"There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three. I don't know why,"