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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."

"Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck"

"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"

"Statistics say that the typical man has sex 92 times a year... I feel that December will be amazing"

"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "

"""Yes! I've finally gone from an L to an XL!"" Said the Roman"

"What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning? He made a booo-ty call"

"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."

"Large scale pot-growing bust on my neighbors property I was charged with planting evidence..."

"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."