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Joke of the Day

"What insect is the Wood Ant related to? The Should Ant and the Could Ant."

"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"

"A patient asked the dentist if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""

"Operators are standing by. Untold numbers of them. In shadows. The forest grows dark with operators."

"What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!"

"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""

"Smart-phones... The best thing to happen to sh1tting since the newspaper."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."

"Boss sent me a message the other day: *Send me some funny messages* I replied: *I'm working right now, I will send you later* Boss: *hahaha..send me another one*"

"Valar morghulis the feminist extremists' motto."