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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if I've come a lake yet."

"Why don't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east? There are never enough camels to go around."

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"So I heard Lena Dunham has a new show coming out... It's called Sister, Sister."

"I'm writing a poem about the first time I masturbated. Can someone think of something that rhymes with, ""I was taken away by an ambulance""?"

"July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers."

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human. A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures"

"I always carry a jar gripper with me in case I'm ever stranded on a deserted island with a jar of salsa. I also always carry a jar of salsa."

"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."