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Joke of the Day

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"*Mom makes me take out the garbage* *Garbage and I begin to date* *I start taking things too fast* *Garbage dumps me*"

"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"

"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"

"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."

"Why did the kiddie pool have no friends? Because it was too shallow."

"Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating."

"what's a resistance pilot's favorite mathematical activity? solving for x wing. what do more advanced resistance pilots do? solve for x and y wing at the same time."

"It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you."

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Because there's cheetahs."