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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""

"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !"

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."

"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"

"So I blew positive for alcohol today and got arrested... Positive is my neighbor's dog's name"

"I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one."

"/r/News Pyongyang FIFY"

"What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"""Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion? They had to put the baby back in. And that baby... ...was Shia LaBeouf."" -Klaus, American Dad"