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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scottsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""

"You are a lioness and I am your lion.. ..now be a good lioness and bring me some food!"

"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"

"What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss"

"An astronaut was ejected from the ISS naked. It's OK, though. He felt no pressure."

"I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest."

"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"Its gone viral Bird flu - 45 million dead chickens and turkeys."

"What do you call an extraterrestrial cetacean? A Whalien."

"Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road? To get to the Other side"