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Joke of the Day
"May I have a quick word with you? Velocity"
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"What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged"
"30 seconds left on the microwave ~ Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone ~ Men: do the space shuttle countdown"
"I never text and drive bc that would imply that I actually go places."
"Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management."
"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."
"What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo."