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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""

"I'm behind 38 episodes of Game of Thrones. I'll just jump in the new season and piece it all together. Should be fine."

"A late night booty call woke me from a deep sleep... that damn cricket better have got some!"

"What do you call camp for starving cats? Meow-schwitz."

"What do you call a pokemon that's part train? A Pikachoochoo."

"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""

"I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who"

"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven."

"How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it. This is not a joke Israel."

"A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore."