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Joke of the Day

"I went to Costco the other day... As I was checking out the cashier asked me "" Do you wanna box?"" I said ""No, but I'll wrestle you!"""

"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"

"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"

"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."

"I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people"

"Authorized, Bona Fide, Established... those are some Legit synonyms."

"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."

"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"

"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"

"A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!"