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Joke of the Day

"I went to Costco the other day... As I was checking out the cashier asked me "" Do you wanna box?"" I said ""No, but I'll wrestle you!"""

"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"

"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"

"Waiter: Hi! Our special today is macaroni or cheese! Me: Wait - did you say 'or' cheese? Waiter: *lifts shirt, reveals gun* Look, I'm a cop"

"men are so polite woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."

"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."

"I hate it when I pee in my pants and people think its just water that splashed on my crotch from washing my hands."

"Size does matter-just ask Pluto."

"Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis"