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Joke of the Day
"If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP"
Next Joke
"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me? I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you"
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""
"I keep misreading ISS as ISIS... ...so I was very confused when we were sending ISIS The Martian"
"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-ino"
"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."
"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"
"What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave."