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Joke of the Day
"What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk."
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"I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."
"My moral compass just spins."
"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"
"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."
"I can kayak Canoe?"
"You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say ""here's to the bread""!"