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Joke of the Day
"If Monday had a face, I'd punch it."
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"Diplomacy is saying ""nice doggy"" until you find a big rock."
"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."
"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One's against the law and the other is a sick bird."
"Paedophiles always have a certain look about them... Paedophiles always have a certain look about them, what is it about a beard and glasses that kids find so sexy?"
"so I heard The Rock was cooking... can you smell it?"
"him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties me: I'm not him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing"
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"
"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."
"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"