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Joke of the Day

"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double-entendre... So he gives it to her."

"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"

"OMG... JUST OPENED A CUPBOARD AND ALL MY POSTAGE STAMPS ARE PREGNA- Oh wait, it's Ravioli."

"if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever"

"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"

"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."

"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."

"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."