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Joke of the Day

"if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever"

"Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves."

"Why was Samuel L. Jackson picking up ladies outside of the abortion clinic? Because he's a bad mother fucker."

"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula"

"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"

"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"

"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."

"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."