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Joke of the Day
"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"
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"[interview at winery] What strengths do you bring to the job? *long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now"
"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."
"I'll get you socks and a dildo for your birthday. So if you don't like the socks, you can go fuck yourself"
"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"
"Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? John Cougar's Melon Camp"
"Jokes Friend1:- Why Do You Break-Up With Her . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Friend2:- Mujhe Kutta Kutta Kahti Thi Or Apne Kutte Ko BABU.. grin.png"
"A guy walks into a bar ouch"
"I wanted to eat Nicki Minaj's sugary sweet ass like a cupcake... But all I got was an anal cavity :("
"Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.."