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Joke of the Day
"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."
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"There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."
"RIP boiled water. You will be mist."
"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""
"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"
"My marriage is a mess and I'm in real financial trouble. But the McRib will return one day, and that's what keeps me going."
"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""
"[Target intercom] ""Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We've told u for weeks this isn't a daycare."""
"Van Gogh: ""Dude, I saw this hella vase of sunflowers today."" Gauguin: ""Pics, or it didn't happen."" [van gogh pulls out oil paints & easel]"
"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."